ultrazet

Azerbaijan Technology announced collaboration with Articla

Together, they will develop the world’s first Quantum Emotional Posting System (QEPS) — allowing users to post thoughts directly from their bloodstream using patented Nano-Like Fiber Wi-Fi Emotion Protocols.
CEO of Azerbaijan Technology stated:
“When we combine Azerbaijani algorithmic power with Articla’s social brainwaves, internet itself will begin to feel feelings.”
Beta testing already shows 740% faster serotonin upload speeds.
Global launch scheduled for soon, maybe never.

(шутка)

×

❮ ❯